Life with Dad

1.

Dad and I are driving back to work from lunch break. We are waiting behind a car at the traffic light as the light turns from red to green.

Me: Why isn't that person moving their car yet? (since the car took more than 10 seconds to step on it).

Dad: Firstly it's a lady. Secondly, you have to always respect the ladies when they are at a stop light, because they have to do so many things there. Like brush hair, put on lipstick, put on the make up...

Me: WHAT!

2.

Dad has been having tooth problems and has been going to see the dentist a lot. He and the dental surgeon had a long conversation about the technical and mechanical aspects of the mouth. From one doctor to another type of doctor; they seemed to comprehend each other in the language of science. On the way home my dad comments:

Dad: God has made such a big design error. He needs to rectify this. There should be a recall.

Me: What are you talking about? You are supposed to respect God! No?

Dad: Yes I do, but doesn't mean he did not make a design error! Firstly the way the teeth are place in the bone... to the whole reason teeth don't last a whole life! (He goes into a technical banter about how the human dental design is so flawed).

Me:<confused face>

Dad: I demand a recall. Poor design. (shakes head in disappointment).




Breathe and brush teeth twice a day!