Monday, February 25, 2013

Maugran Thaulk

Also known as Maugron Thaulk.
Famous for his country-rock music, misanthrope and highly private person, philanthropy, famous accidental obstetrician, lewd nude actor, male sex god, and world traveler, famous for the late night talk show - Talking with the Graun.
Known for his neck that totally looks like Channing Tatum's hunky thick sexy neck, and outmatches him in the brutish goodlooks department. His beach blonde hair and surfer - emo bo - meets hillbilly farmer brought him the title of male sex god. If women's magazines rated men like GQ, Playboy, and Sports Illustrated rank women, He would be number #1 on the list, for 5 years straight.
Margaun Thaulk and his talents was discovered by Wallstreet investment banker Gokul Mohanty who  helped him rise to fame and cashed in on his sudden success. This is the epic true story of a rags to riches, a mans loyalty to to his friend, and the hottest man coming out to the world. In some ways he's the Derek Zoolander of real life...

This is the only picture I could find of him:


Last night he gave an unparalleled critique on comedians today, feminism, homophobia, and the Oscars... all in his down to earth, southern Louisiana accent (that IS where it's at... he should have been Bill in HBO TV show Trueblood).

"Offended by Seth McFarlane hosting the Oscars?
Ever been to a stand-up comedy show?
Watch Comedy Central much?

Ever called your bff a bitch?


Well I'll tell you a story, I was super sensitive about all this stuff being raised catholic and all, and one day I realized that there ain't nothing wrong about being sexy, being gay or being a redneck. Heck, am proud of myself. Anyway my point is I make fun of me all the time, I mean that's what got me famous! Me making fun of all the stereotypes I do encompass, and heck its funny, its sometimes very dysfunctional (I do realize), in the end it's just who I am.

About Seth's boob song, all I gotta say is that women and their insecurities! Heck and they do rub onto us guys too. Here I'm worried about my chest hair color, but really women! First you want us to accept you for your body type so we do, then we point out that hey we saw your boobs they were nice... OSCAR worthy nice, take a prize. And then they get offended? Why did you take it off then? If yer actin' was so darn good, then why did ya have to play the boob card? We guys we don't do that, but I'd sure love to! Honestly in the end we choose to be affected or not affected by others actions... we choose to be sensitive or insensitive ... balanced or imbalanced... we choose to be who we are and how we interact with people and perceive their interactions. Either extreme end of the spectrum of sensitivity is not good!

America is known for its laid back country humor, freedom of speech, right to bare arms... and know ya'all are up in arms about this guy speaking freely! Do we need the third reality check? If ya'll so upset then take it up with the TV people! It's not like he dropped the f!#@% bomb or the C@#$ bomb! He was sayin' it like it is... and as usual we can't handle the truth. We get all upset... both the libs and the conservatives. We forget to laugh cause we got somethin' stuck up our butts. It needs removin' real quick. So why not appreciate a man's work just like we appreciate a nice pair of boobs... or even one boob! Besides I think all them ladies were enjoying it (the scenes of them being embarrassed were prerecorded or somethin'). And if they didn't want them mentioned they shouldn't have done it in the first place.

Now i ain't got no time for this no more!"



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