"I'm crying because we never found the horn of winter. we
opened up half a hundred graves and let all those shades loose in the
world, and never found the horn of Joramun to bring this cold thing
down!"
So now we know what those cold dead zombies are!
Since the last book many a thing has taken place... Dany has gone to the city to buy slaves. She buys an entire army, in exchange for everything and her dragon - drogon. She claims the army, and then she kills all the slave traders. Her army is the unsullied- they are all eunochs, who are disciplined and only kill for her now. She will soon be ready to amass an army and take over Westeros. Jorah creeps her out, however she has needs, and takes to pleasuring herself.
I was wrong last time, I thought Davos, was captured by the Lannisters but he was stranded on a rock. A ship found him and took him back to Dragonstone, where he learned that Stannis has slunk away into his castle with the red lady, and everything was a mess. He went to Stannis with the intention of killing the red lady, and instead found himself in the dungeons. Then the red lady visited him, and they spoke and the conclusion was he was full of doubts about her, but his loyalty was with Stannis.
Tyrion and Sansa get married. Why!? Why!?!?!? Do you ask Why!?!!??! Because they fell in love! He is her ideal Prince, Knight in shinning armor, Handsome and Gallant! Obviously a perfect match!
Margaery Tyrell comes to Kings landing with her whole family of Tyrells from High Garden. She is to marry King Joffrey. She also makes sure she befriends Sansa. She learns that Joffrey was absolutely ghastly to Sansa. The Tyrells come up with a plan to wed Sansa to their eldest cripple son, Wyllis. However Cersei gets wind of this. She can not let this happen, because then Winterfell will fall into the hands of High Garden. So Lord Tywinn forces Cersei to marry Wyllis, and Sansa to Tyrion. If Cersei marries Wyllis, it will make the bond between their houses stronger, she will be able to put to rest the "lies" of her incest, she will produce more heirs... So one night Tyrion and Sansa are wed, then they eat with everyone, and Joff whispers to Sansa that he will still bed her, for he is king and is allowed to have whores, even if it is his uncle's wife. Ugh. I hope this kid is beheaded soon. Anyway Tyrion does not bed Sansa that night, and says he hopes she will get to know him and one day maybe love him.
Jon Snow gets laid! oh yes! With the wildling who works under Mance Raider - Yigrette. He seems to have bought most of their trust, and they climb the wall ... yes THE WALL, and that's when Yigrette says the above line. So now we know. Jon, for a 1/2 stark is a little slow sometimes, although very kind, and noble at heart. Waiting to see his moment. I don't think it has come yet.
We suddenly read a few chapters from Sam's perspective. He's being a craven as usual, after sending some crows off with messages. The waits have attacked the Crows/ Watchmen's camp from all sides. Everyone begins to retreat to the wall. Disaster! Let's hope Sam survives.
Catelyn has been cooped up in Riverun, ever since she let Jaime Lannister go. Robb comes back, and totally apologizes to her for letting Theon go. Also eh comes back with a wife, but not one of Fray's daughters. She is pretty but she was the daughter of the enemy they had come to take over. They were sworn to the Lannisters, but now this. So I suspect they will take the wolves down from the inside. Shucks Robb, shucks!
In this book we are introduced to Jaime Lannister's POV or perspective. What a shocker aye? yep! HE turns out to be very decent to Brienne who is trying to get him safely to King's Landing. We learn everything he has EVER done has been for Cersei. ALWAYS. Super gross right? He's slept with no other woman, but Cersei. GROSS!!!! Anyway they seem to be making their way to King's Landing, but on the way they are intercepted by bandits, and after which Jaime gets the sword from Brienne and they are captured by the Brave Companions who work under the Wolf and Roose Bolton at Harenhaal. He warns Brienne that they will rape her, and she tries to say she was sent by the wolf. No one listens.
Bran is making really slow progress up to the wall. He's listening to stories from Meera, and Jojen, and unable to control his warg dreams. He's a cute kid who just wants to live, and be normal. He loves living through Summer.
Arya Arya Arya! I love and am partial to Arya POV chapters. Arya escaped from Harenhaal in the last book, and she is on her way to Riverrun. On the way they are coguht by some "Kingsmen", one whom she recognizes from her Childhood at Winterfell. He used to work for her father, but after he died, he switched to the side of the realm, of the side of Ser Berick Dondarion. Anyway they are at some little town, in a ... before which Gendry and Sansa have a little tickling fight, almost brotherly, but seemed like there was some chemistry there... I could be wrong. Anyway they are at the Peaches Brothel for some reason, and GEndry says Arya is his sister to protect her....
Just read the book... aaah!!!
1- how big do these dragons grow? really as big as a man riding a horse may pass through it's mouth?
2- will Gendry and Arya get together?
3- Will Sansa learn to love Tyrion?
4- Will Joffrey die?
5- What will happen to Theon?
6- What about Davos?
7- What will Robb do?
Breathe!
So now we know what those cold dead zombies are!
Since the last book many a thing has taken place... Dany has gone to the city to buy slaves. She buys an entire army, in exchange for everything and her dragon - drogon. She claims the army, and then she kills all the slave traders. Her army is the unsullied- they are all eunochs, who are disciplined and only kill for her now. She will soon be ready to amass an army and take over Westeros. Jorah creeps her out, however she has needs, and takes to pleasuring herself.
I was wrong last time, I thought Davos, was captured by the Lannisters but he was stranded on a rock. A ship found him and took him back to Dragonstone, where he learned that Stannis has slunk away into his castle with the red lady, and everything was a mess. He went to Stannis with the intention of killing the red lady, and instead found himself in the dungeons. Then the red lady visited him, and they spoke and the conclusion was he was full of doubts about her, but his loyalty was with Stannis.
Tyrion and Sansa get married. Why!? Why!?!?!? Do you ask Why!?!!??! Because they fell in love! He is her ideal Prince, Knight in shinning armor, Handsome and Gallant! Obviously a perfect match!
Margaery Tyrell comes to Kings landing with her whole family of Tyrells from High Garden. She is to marry King Joffrey. She also makes sure she befriends Sansa. She learns that Joffrey was absolutely ghastly to Sansa. The Tyrells come up with a plan to wed Sansa to their eldest cripple son, Wyllis. However Cersei gets wind of this. She can not let this happen, because then Winterfell will fall into the hands of High Garden. So Lord Tywinn forces Cersei to marry Wyllis, and Sansa to Tyrion. If Cersei marries Wyllis, it will make the bond between their houses stronger, she will be able to put to rest the "lies" of her incest, she will produce more heirs... So one night Tyrion and Sansa are wed, then they eat with everyone, and Joff whispers to Sansa that he will still bed her, for he is king and is allowed to have whores, even if it is his uncle's wife. Ugh. I hope this kid is beheaded soon. Anyway Tyrion does not bed Sansa that night, and says he hopes she will get to know him and one day maybe love him.
Jon Snow gets laid! oh yes! With the wildling who works under Mance Raider - Yigrette. He seems to have bought most of their trust, and they climb the wall ... yes THE WALL, and that's when Yigrette says the above line. So now we know. Jon, for a 1/2 stark is a little slow sometimes, although very kind, and noble at heart. Waiting to see his moment. I don't think it has come yet.
We suddenly read a few chapters from Sam's perspective. He's being a craven as usual, after sending some crows off with messages. The waits have attacked the Crows/ Watchmen's camp from all sides. Everyone begins to retreat to the wall. Disaster! Let's hope Sam survives.
Catelyn has been cooped up in Riverun, ever since she let Jaime Lannister go. Robb comes back, and totally apologizes to her for letting Theon go. Also eh comes back with a wife, but not one of Fray's daughters. She is pretty but she was the daughter of the enemy they had come to take over. They were sworn to the Lannisters, but now this. So I suspect they will take the wolves down from the inside. Shucks Robb, shucks!
In this book we are introduced to Jaime Lannister's POV or perspective. What a shocker aye? yep! HE turns out to be very decent to Brienne who is trying to get him safely to King's Landing. We learn everything he has EVER done has been for Cersei. ALWAYS. Super gross right? He's slept with no other woman, but Cersei. GROSS!!!! Anyway they seem to be making their way to King's Landing, but on the way they are intercepted by bandits, and after which Jaime gets the sword from Brienne and they are captured by the Brave Companions who work under the Wolf and Roose Bolton at Harenhaal. He warns Brienne that they will rape her, and she tries to say she was sent by the wolf. No one listens.
Bran is making really slow progress up to the wall. He's listening to stories from Meera, and Jojen, and unable to control his warg dreams. He's a cute kid who just wants to live, and be normal. He loves living through Summer.
Arya Arya Arya! I love and am partial to Arya POV chapters. Arya escaped from Harenhaal in the last book, and she is on her way to Riverrun. On the way they are coguht by some "Kingsmen", one whom she recognizes from her Childhood at Winterfell. He used to work for her father, but after he died, he switched to the side of the realm, of the side of Ser Berick Dondarion. Anyway they are at some little town, in a ... before which Gendry and Sansa have a little tickling fight, almost brotherly, but seemed like there was some chemistry there... I could be wrong. Anyway they are at the Peaches Brothel for some reason, and GEndry says Arya is his sister to protect her....
Just read the book... aaah!!!
1- how big do these dragons grow? really as big as a man riding a horse may pass through it's mouth?
2- will Gendry and Arya get together?
3- Will Sansa learn to love Tyrion?
4- Will Joffrey die?
5- What will happen to Theon?
6- What about Davos?
7- What will Robb do?
Breathe!
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