My mom and dad are in a quaint town in India, visiting my ailing grandmother. I call my mom to talk to her and update her, and she suddenly says:
Mom- I woke up and there was a dead bat right by my head!
Me- huh what? I was talking about the the plants...
Mom- A dead bat! By my HEAD!
Me- uh how did it get there?
Mom- probably flew in during the night and his the fan and died. IT DIED!
Me- um wow!
Mom- It fell right by my head!
Me- it could have been your FACE!
Mom- no there was a mosquito net.
Me- so why are you freaking out?
Mom- Because there was a dead bat by my head!
Breathe!
Mom- I woke up and there was a dead bat right by my head!
Me- huh what? I was talking about the the plants...
Mom- A dead bat! By my HEAD!
Me- uh how did it get there?
Mom- probably flew in during the night and his the fan and died. IT DIED!
Me- um wow!
Mom- It fell right by my head!
Me- it could have been your FACE!
Mom- no there was a mosquito net.
Me- so why are you freaking out?
Mom- Because there was a dead bat by my head!
Breathe!
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